Far from being humorless, you’re exhibiting one of the best aspects of Free Republic - knowledge sharing. Pick up a lot around here if one knows where to keep an ear out. Hell, when it comes to wildlife, I saw my first-ever non-zoo owl this week; that’s how city-fied I am.
There is a fox living inside Jones Stadium at Texas Tech. At one time that was the edge of town but is no longer so I don’t know where this animal is getting food - but he appeared on national TV this past fall when, during the middle of a football game, he decided to streak across the field! It was hilarious - they had to stop until he got through running and got back into the hole he had emerged from! It was the first time I learned of this fox but he is well known to the staff, they just let him live there.