You mean to tell me that this lo-carb California free range chicken teriyaki and cashew-pineapple pizza that I’ve been eating for all my life isn’t real pizza?
“You mean to tell me that this lo-carb California free range chicken teriyaki and cashew-pineapple pizza that I’ve been eating for all my life isn’t real pizza?”
No, that combination definitely can NOT be called “pizza” UNLESS it also includes Avocado, Artichokes, and Zucchini.