Three guys are out fishing in a small boat. One gets a huge hit on the line, and in the commotion and frantic reeling, falls overboard.
One of the remaining buddies says, “OMG, Tom can’t swim!” He dives in the water, and after thrashing around for a few minutes, drags him to the boat where the two hoist him in.
The rescuer begins mouth-to-mouth, but after three cycles, stops and says “damn, I don’t remember Tom’s breath being this bad.”
The other guys says “Well I don’t remember him wearing a snowmobile suit.”
Good one! Took me a second to get it...but when I did, I groaned/winced. Thanks!