Can’t tell if you don’t have a darn account
hmmm does this mean I have a relationship with untold dozens of people on Free Republic?
In an unprecedented
legislative move, John McCain has introduced legislation to require every citizen to have a facebook profile (which will be verified and linked to their social security number) — spokesmen say that this has nothing to do with a large contribution to McCain and other lawmakers by the NSA, along with manila envelopes with red DO NOT BEND OR FOLD sent via certified mail. Moreover, all information must be true and valid, under penalty of perjury.
I can guarantee that Facebook has no idea, at any time, what my relationship status is. You can be “online” without living your life out online and I think people forget that.