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To: Leaning Right

Naw, it’s the Habirno sugar free gummy bears.
http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummy-Candy-Sugarless-5-Pound/product-reviews/B000EVQWKC/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?showViewpoints=1


5 posted on 02/17/2014 4:56:21 PM PST by Dogbert41 (Up yours NSA !)
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To: Dogbert41

Those reviews should come with a health warning.
Sortage of breath was the main symptom. Lol.


14 posted on 02/17/2014 5:22:30 PM PST by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day.)
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To: Dogbert41; Stonewall1; All

I wanted to buy some of them there sugar free gummi bears, but they are up to $115 for a 5 lb bag! LOL!

top review:

“not long after eating about 20 of these all hell broke loose. I had a gastrointestinal experience like nothing I’ve ever imagined. Cramps, sweating, bloating beyond my worst nightmare. I’ve had food poisoning from some bad shellfish and that was almost like a skip in the park compared to what was going on inside me.

Then came the, uh, flatulence. Heavens to Murgatroyd, the sounds, like trumpets calling the demons back to Hell...the stench, like 1,000 rotten corpses vomited. I couldn’t stand to stay in one room for fear of succumbing to my own odors.

But wait; there’s more. What came out of me felt like someone tried to funnel Niagara Falls through a coffee straw. I swear my sphincters were screaming. It felt like my delicate starfish was a gaping maw projectile vomiting a torrential flood of toxic waste. 100% liquid. Flammable liquid. NAPALM. It was actually a bit humorous (for a nanosecond)as it was just beyond anything I could imagine possible.

AND IT WENT ON FOR HOURS.

I felt violated when it was over, which I think might have been sometime in the early morning of the next day. There was stuff coming out of me that I ate at my wedding in 2005.”


15 posted on 02/17/2014 5:49:09 PM PST by dynachrome (Vertrou in God en die Mauser)
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To: Dogbert41
Habirno sugar free gummy bears

That is absolutely the best and funniest I have ever read.

16 posted on 02/17/2014 5:58:50 PM PST by metmom (...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith....)
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To: Dogbert41; metmom; All

HOLIDAY POPCORN OF DEATH:

4 qts. popcorn
1 1/2 c. sugar
1/2 c. white karo
1 c. butter
2 tbsp. vanilla
1 bag colored marshmallows
4 c. Killer Haribo Sugarless Gummy Bears

Boil sugar, Karo and butter to big bubble stage, add vanilla, and then add Killer Gummy Bears until they melt. Pour over popped corn. Mix.

IMPORTANT: DO NOT TOUCH THIS MIXTURE WITH YOUR BARE HANDS. WEAR PUNCTURE PROOF LATEX GLOVES.


28 posted on 02/17/2014 6:41:01 PM PST by dynachrome (Vertrou in God en die Mauser)
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To: Dogbert41
Naw, it’s the Habirno sugar free gummy bears.

Howlingly funny!!

Mark

30 posted on 02/17/2014 6:52:31 PM PST by MarkL (Do I really look like a guy with a plan?)
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