[eyedigress]

On second thought, just let them all ring out. It will stop after a couple of months. Just for fun, pick up the phone and set it down, off hook. :^)

Have some nice background music for their pleasure.

If somebody in your world needs you, an envelope will arrive at your home.

[CatherineofAragon]

"Have some nice background music for their pleasure."

Or blast an air horn into the phone.

[SZonian]

"Just for fun, pick up the phone and set it down, off hook. :^)"

I do this...some numbers have stopped calling, but others are doing a phenomenal job of picking up the slack...