Math majors? Sounds more like the work of physics majors to me. Or maybe engineers.
“Or maybe engineers.”
That was my first thought.
I read this when it first popped up and thought it 'almost funny', but very, very pathetic. 'Andy Farmer-ish', but worse. More like Ehren McGhehey (Jacka$$).
Our future: Math majors unable to do mental math on density & can't grasp simple concepts like 'gravity'...I bet they don't have to pay damages either.
At least the Newton fable doesn't have him rolling a stone down a hill into a cottage...(but that may change with Common Core).