[Albion Wilde]

Brendan Yukins...is in the middle of a long engagement to 22-year-old Kenneth Camacho, who works for Asian Human Services providing education and outreach and testing for HIV and AIDS. The two dated for three months before the proposal, and wanted to publicly display their commitment.....

“When my son or daughter turns 18, I want to pass this down to them,” he says... “I can say, ‘This is what we had when we were 20 and fabulous.’”

[Tax-chick]

He assumes that they’ll stay together, which is very unrealistic. He also assumes someone will sell him a child, and he’s almost certainly correct.