[Buckeye McFrog]

Dear Heavenly Father:

Thank you for answering my prayers and opening a giant sink hole in Kentucky.

I think you may have had your coordinates a little off though. I specifically had mentioned “underneath Mitch McConnell’s feet”.

Nice effort though, so please try again.

[Alex Murphy]

Dear Heavenly Father: Thank you for answering my prayers and opening a giant sink hole in Kentucky. I think you may have had your coordinates a little off though. I specifically had mentioned “underneath Mitch McConnell’s feet”. Nice effort though, so please try again.

ROTFL!