[Billthedrill]

Now just a dang minute. Milton never told a single knock-knock joke in his life. How can you take a literary figure seriously who’s never told a knock-knock joke? And don’t ever START me on his opinion of the Three Stooges. Poor guy never had a chance at serious culture is what I think.

[AnAmericanMother]

"Knock knock."

[Charles Martel]

Now just a dang minute. Milton never told a single knock-knock joke in his life. How can you take a literary figure seriously who’s never told a knock-knock joke?

Does this measure of literary significance also factor in the dropping of ping-pong balls from the ceiling?