Learn to play “Devil Comes Down to Georgia” on your Les Paul, and rename it “Obama Comes Down to Georgia” and be the life of the party.
I'm thinking about re-writing the lyrics for Jerry Jeff Walkers' "Redneck Mother", since I can't get this revised chorus line out of my head:
"And it's "Up against the wall, GuvCo mothers!"
Oh yeah, that's got potential...