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The official dispatch from Pauxatauny, PA. Phil did not predict the winner of the Super Bowl.
1 posted on 02/02/2014 4:46:25 AM PST by Gefn
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This is pitiful. A thousand people freezing their butts off waiting to worship a rat. What a hype. Groundhog Day used to mean something in this town. They used to pull the hog out, and they used to eat it. You’re hypocrites, all of you!


51 posted on 02/02/2014 6:00:46 AM PST by Rightly Biased (Avenge me Girls AVENEGE ME!!!! ( I don't have any son's))
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Obviously Phil needs to regroup, consider the consequences, then go back outside and try again.


53 posted on 02/02/2014 6:14:02 AM PST by Uncle Chip
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I got a .220 Swift round with Phils name on it.


54 posted on 02/02/2014 6:28:31 AM PST by CrazyIvan (Obama phones= Bread and circuits.)
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Was that his shadow he saw, or a DHS agent?


57 posted on 02/02/2014 6:50:00 AM PST by clearcarbon
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I expected Phil would have predicted: “... if you like your weather you can keep it.”


58 posted on 02/02/2014 6:50:24 AM PST by The Great RJ
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Why is there no equivalent rodent prediction on August second? Oh yeah, there is. A RAT named algore emerges from his 14,000 sq. ft. mansion, or his corporate jet, or his carbon credit symposium and predicts 600 more years of summer if the sun rises in the East.
64 posted on 02/02/2014 7:28:43 AM PST by immadashell (The inmates are running the asylum.)
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Today is ground hog day! did you have pork sausage for breakfast to celebrate it?


67 posted on 02/02/2014 7:39:06 AM PST by GreyFriar (Spearhead - 3rd Armored Division 75-78 & 83-87)
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That Robertson clan is EVERYWHERE! ;-P


75 posted on 02/02/2014 8:07:41 AM PST by MortMan (Is a delayed shower a "stay of exablution"?)
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What! Phil should be concentrating on his golf game, not looking for his shadow!

Oops! Wrong Phil. Never mind.

76 posted on 02/02/2014 8:16:51 AM PST by N. Theknow (Kennedys-Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat-But they know what's best for you.)
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I’m trying to figure out a couple of things.

First off, why is a ground hog consulted about the weather? They live underground for heaven’s sake!

Secondly, what is the difference between “Six more weeks of winter.”, and “Six weeks ‘til spring.” ?


78 posted on 02/02/2014 8:21:17 AM PST by Don W (Know what you WANT. Know what you NEED. Know the DIFFERENCE!)
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What’s a good recipe for groundhog...


79 posted on 02/02/2014 8:22:06 AM PST by Dead Corpse (I will not comply.)
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We live in Phoenix. We don’t care HOW cold all of you get.


81 posted on 02/02/2014 8:38:33 AM PST by righttackle44 (Take scalps. Leave the bodies as a warning.)
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Phil is wrong. There will be 6 weeks and 5 days of winter.

What is more disturbing than that is that meteorologists all over the country agree with Phil.


84 posted on 02/02/2014 10:36:16 AM PST by savedbygrace (But God!)
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