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To: JRandomFreeper

I agree. Tonight on the Houston news there was a story about a Chubacabra that a guy is trying to trap not far from my house. They showed some good pictures of it and anyone who has ever seen a coyote with mange would recognize what it was.


26 posted on 01/31/2014 8:34:11 PM PST by Ditter
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To: Ditter
You did it.

It's your fault.

Let me go find the chupacabra story and post it.

When will you people learn not to say that word to me?

/johnny

29 posted on 01/31/2014 8:36:56 PM PST by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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To: Ditter

There you did it... I gotta drag out the chupacabra story... I should save this on the hard disk so I don’t have to type it every time, but it sometimes it gets better....

I was running a crew cutting pines for firewood at about 7K ft in northern New Mexico mountains, and we started early. Frijoles y kava was way before sunup. By military tactical twilight and before sunrise, we were on the mountain, cutting down trees, bucking logs, singing Monty Python songs...

A mist filled the hollow that we were working in, as it was early fall.

The elks were.... sexually frustrated....

Did I mention that my crew didn’t speak a word of english?

We took a break to sharpen blades, gas up, etc... and in the distance... an elk, a lonely, horny elk, bugled...

I cocked my head to one side as if to listen better, nodded my head sagely, and said “Chupacabra”.

We were scheduled to be off the mountain by 1500. We had all the wood cut and loaded by 1100.

Those guys never worked for me again.

/johnny


33 posted on 01/31/2014 8:39:40 PM PST by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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