The State of Ohio has yet to upgrade the restrooms in some of their state park campgrounds to flush toilets, but some of them have been graced with electric lights, which is why when camping at one of these parks one spring weekend, my first few trips to a certain stall led me to believe the thick black coil on the ledge in the corner above the seat was leftover electrical cable. Until one trip when it wasn’t there. That’s fine. They decided to store it in the caretaker’s shed. Then one morning it reappeared..................