Is Michelle Obama preparing for a self-improvement programme? (Divorce on horizon?)

The London Daily Mail ^ | January 27, 2014 | Ephraim Hardcastle

[2ndDivisionVet]

President Obama’s wife, Michelle, is reportedly preparing for the end of their 21-year marriage – it would be the first of a serving US president – by immersing herself in a self-improvement programme involving intensive yoga, Botox treatment and plastic surgery. She has also been indulging in massages, manicures, pedicures, facials and haute couture clothes.

Whatever happens, they’re unlikely to have money worries. Literary agent Andrew Wylie estimates £12million for Obama’s memoirs and £10million for Michelle’s – the most ever for works of non-fiction....

[Paine in the Neck]

OK, now we can completely discount the veracity of this article, as their entire lives are one fiction piled on top of another.

Plus she's functionally illiterate as her Princeton thesis demonstrates and he's too lazy to write a book. They'll both have ghost fabricators.

[Paine in the Neck]

Saw Magic Johnson on Leno last night and he went to the 50th for MO. He said zero gave a speech (surprise!) about how wonderful MO is that brought tears to everyone’s eyes.

I bet he even read his wife's birthday tribute, written for him by staff [hers], from TOTUS.

[right way right]

Yup, The Angry Black Woman Show.
Moochelle and Opharoh.
You Go Girl!!!!!!$$$$

[MomwithHope]

This looks like a clear sign that Zero’s agenda has failed and is irrepairable. She is cutting herself loose. If she saw any way he could be successful with his agenda in the next 3 years I think she would tough it out. But I think his agenda has been mostly her agenda along with Valerie Jarrett. The extreme libs will still love and support her and being the grifter she is will desert his sinking ship. It’s so totally weird that part of the reason his popularity is low is that the extreme libs are not happy that he was not more successful.

[Kakaze]

I can see them getting divorced and then blaming it on America.

" The stress caused by the right and their racial hatred was too much, I grew depressed while barack immersed himself in trying to solve it."

Trust me if they split it will be all of our faults and the left will drool over them as heros.

[LibertyOh]

Zero’s no Clinton, and after his second term failures will probably have some speechmaking and book deals, but will dry up in a few years. Problem is her spending- even if he does make lots of money. The vacations with entourages will either end or bankrupt them both.