I won’t last five minutes under those rules. A large glass of whiskey on ice with minute by minute varying rates of consumption will have to do.
Or maybe I’ll just leave the TV off & catch El Rushbo’s summary the next day. Healthier choice.
I remember a good tip from Rushbo back in the Clinton days. Make a little sign to tape on the bottom of the TV screen, with this in big letters: “He’s Lying!”