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Opera singer ‘can’t work’ over uncontrollable flatulence
New York Post ^
| January 27, 2014
| David K. Li
Posted on 01/27/2014 7:36:56 PM PST by ConservativeStatement
An opera diva claims her career might be over — because she can’t belt out big notes without passing gas.
Singer Amy Herbst is suing an Army hospital over allegedly botching a procedure that’s forced her off stage with chronic incontinence and flatulence.
The opera performer and her hubby, US Army Staff Sgt. James Herbst, are plaintiffs in the federal complaint against Fort Campbell’s Blachfiled Army Community Hospital in Kentucky.
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TOPICS: Music/Entertainment
KEYWORDS: army; flatulence; gas; lawsuit; opera
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To: ConservativeStatement
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posted on
01/27/2014 8:27:34 PM PST
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
To: ConservativeStatement
Where does it say one is not allowed to fart while singing opera? What’s the big deal?
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posted on
01/27/2014 8:30:36 PM PST
by
FlingWingFlyer
(ObamaCare. The "global warming" of healthcare plans.)
To: wonkowasright
I certainly enjoyed that. Thanks for posting it.
Maybe they can work in a trombone part. Something in the Mingus genre...
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posted on
01/27/2014 8:38:11 PM PST
by
Gene Eric
(Don't be a statist!)
To: ConservativeStatement
A strategically placed pilot light might be of some use. Burn it off before it gets too far.
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posted on
01/27/2014 8:40:36 PM PST
by
ChildOfThe60s
((If you can remember the 60s.....you weren't really there)
To: ConservativeStatement
Gives new meaning to the old joke about opera, “It ain't over till the fat lady sings or ................".
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posted on
01/27/2014 8:46:32 PM PST
by
The Cajun
(Sarah Palin, Mark Levin, Ted Cruz, Mike Lee, Louie Gohmert......Nuff said.)
To: ConservativeStatement
If she can fart on key, what’s the problem?
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posted on
01/27/2014 8:52:40 PM PST
by
beethovenfan
(If Islam is the solution, the "problem" must be freedom.)
To: Revolting cat!
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posted on
01/27/2014 8:54:45 PM PST
by
beethovenfan
(If Islam is the solution, the "problem" must be freedom.)
To: Jack Hydrazine
I had a few Nerhu collared shirts back then. That’s one of the few styles that has never come back into fashion.
To: ConservativeStatement
Too many ignorant dumba__es on this FR page.
A botched episiotomy is nothing to laugh at.
In fact, it’s a terrible experience that *NONE* of you would wish for.
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posted on
01/27/2014 9:11:53 PM PST
by
First_Salute
(May God save our democratic-republican government, from a government by judiciary.)
To: lee martell
If you start wearing them maybe others will follow your lead!
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posted on
01/27/2014 9:13:18 PM PST
by
Jack Hydrazine
(Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; me = independent conservative)
To: ConservativeStatement
Couldn’t the whole problem be resolved with a wind screen on her microphone. Oops! I meant a breaking wind screen.
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posted on
01/27/2014 10:01:28 PM PST
by
cquiggy
To: FlingWingFlyer
I was thinking they might be wet farts which would pose a problem.
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posted on
01/27/2014 10:08:44 PM PST
by
GreatRoad
(O < 0)
To: FlingWingFlyer
I was thinking they might be wet farts which would pose a problem.
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posted on
01/27/2014 10:38:05 PM PST
by
GreatRoad
(O < 0)
To: GreatRoad; MinuteGal
Just as long as she can fart on key.
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posted on
01/27/2014 10:41:25 PM PST
by
flaglady47
(Proud Conservative Republican)
To: The_Media_never_lie; MinuteGal
Are her farts sharp or flat? It could make a difference, depending on your proximity to the stage.
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posted on
01/27/2014 10:46:59 PM PST
by
flaglady47
(Proud Conservative Republican)
To: ConservativeStatement
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posted on
01/27/2014 10:55:25 PM PST
by
dfwgator
To: Mastador1
Some strange stuff on the album ... ‘The Prince’s Panties’ comes immediately to mind.
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posted on
01/27/2014 11:44:43 PM PST
by
Qiviut
(It's hard to be a donk if you're sane & it's hard to be a pubbie if you have any integrity.)
To: dfwgator
Lordy, lordy..hysterical..Where is that from?...
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posted on
01/28/2014 5:27:17 AM PST
by
ken5050
(This space available cheap...)
To: Revolting cat!
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posted on
01/28/2014 5:38:27 AM PST
by
sauropod
(Fat Bottomed Girl: "What difference, at this point, does it make?")
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