It isn’t anything that 13 weeks of Boot Camp couldn’t cure. I’m serious. That kid could find out who the hell he is - a lot of us did - but at the rate he’s going he’ll never know. The religion of Celebrity is going to kill this kid and we’re all going to get to watch. I don’t even think it’s funny anymore. Well, OK, only a little, and only if it turns out all right, but that’s a losing bet at the moment...