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Flatulent cows start fire at German dairy farm - police
Yahoo! News ^ | 1/27/14

Posted on 01/27/2014 4:05:32 PM PST by NormsRevenge

BERLIN (Reuters) - Methane gas from 90 flatulent cows exploded in a German farm shed on Monday, damaging the roof and injuring one of the animals, police said.

High levels of the gas .. the central German town of Rasdorf, .. "a static electric charge caused the gas to explode with flashes of flames,"..

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TOPICS: Agriculture; Chit/Chat; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: cows; dairyfarm; fart; fire; flatulent; methane
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To: NormsRevenge

and remember when we were kids and tested this on local cows? the popular “Lets Light A Match To A Cows Ass” prank?


21 posted on 01/27/2014 6:06:29 PM PST by Cruz_West_Paul2016
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To: NormsRevenge
BERLIN (Reuters) - Methane gas from 90 flatulent cows exploded in a German farm shed on Monday, damaging the roof and injuring one of the animals, police said.

Hindenburger.

22 posted on 01/27/2014 6:10:03 PM PST by Flick Lives (Got a problem with the government? Have a complaint. Get a free IRS audit!)
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To: Cruz_West_Paul2016

Right up there with Cow Tipping?

Or how to have your burger flame broiled, the natural way?


23 posted on 01/27/2014 6:21:41 PM PST by elcid1970 ("In the modern world, Muslims are living fossils.")
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To: NormsRevenge

One might wonder what the Hindu’s take on this would be.


24 posted on 01/27/2014 6:24:20 PM PST by mitch5501 ("make your calling and election sure: for if ye do these things ye shall never fall")
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To: elcid1970

I have always wondered when a cow farts in the forest,does the odor kill a tree,letting it fall to the ground “making a noise”?


25 posted on 01/27/2014 6:28:46 PM PST by Cruz_West_Paul2016
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To: NormsRevenge
Kinda reminds me of this commercial, played during a Super Bowl...

Bud Light 'Horse Fart'

26 posted on 01/27/2014 6:33:27 PM PST by hoagy62 ("Tyranny, like hell, is not easily conquered..."-Thomas Paine. 1776)
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To: Cruz_West_Paul2016

I’ve never seen a cow in the forest, even in Germany where the forest trails are intersecting grids, and cow herds are everywhere.

Could it mean that the cow is....rabid? “Vorsicht, Wildtollwut!” signs are everywhere in the forests. Many a hapless hiker’s last conscious sensation was the sound of the dreaded death moo.


27 posted on 01/27/2014 7:05:42 PM PST by elcid1970 ("In the modern world, Muslims are living fossils.")
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To: Rebelbase
Self-barbecuing beef. The wonder of nature never ceases to amaze.

From Mars Attacks


28 posted on 01/30/2014 2:59:03 AM PST by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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