[Doogle]

".....I can see a few trips around the yard in top gear to keep from bottoming out when accessing the stairs"

[dfwgator]

I bet sales with go through the roof in Colorado.

[elkfersupper]

Sorry, but the Oreo only bas one flavor.

The best

[cripplecreek]

Um, aren’t cookies cookie dough flavored anyway?

[mrsmith]

That’s one use for the millions and millions of dollars they get from the food stamp program.

Campaign donations work.

[Dr. Ursus]

Bacon?

[Gay State Conservative]

I wept when Hydrox was taken off the market.Oreo? No thanks.

[Repeat Offender]

Are these cookies going to be rainbow colored in support of faggotry too?

Sorry, but I don't want to know what the pro-homo cookie maker stuffs its cookies with.

[Irenic]

Isn’t Oreo the LGBT cookie?

[familyop]

Next thing you know, they’ll be selling raw meat flavor for the stylish Malthusian folks.

[jespasinthru]

I never liked Oreos. The black cookies don’t even taste like chocolate, and the white stuff in the middle is just powdered sugar mixed with lard. So now they will throw in some food coloring and some artificial flavoring, but it’s still the same old nasty Oreos. Ugh.

[Elsiejay]

The key to successful competition in such foodstuffs is to invent so many variants on a basic theme that no potential new competitors will be able to be provided shelf space. Quaker oats and Malt-O-Meal cereals play this game quite successfully .