LOL. For most men bodily functions are private. There is no conversation in the men’s room when business is being done. Maybe while washing hands or standing in line, but never during the biological business at hand. It’s very rude.
You might be surprised at the lengths men will go to for privacy when they HAVE to sit down. :o)
So one guy is sitting down for a dump and the next guy is standing next to him taking a leak?
If they are so private, they’d insist at least a little wall between all those urinals, preferably a whole closing stall! Whipping out members in broad daylight next to another guy is not my idea of private!