Route of the ghost ship Lyubov Orlova
Posted on 01/23/2014 7:11:09 PM PST by DogByte6RER
Route of the ghost ship Lyubov Orlova
Why can’t they just bomb it and sink it?
28 days later and we’ll know if it made it.
Cannibal rats arrive on British shore ... "We're here on shore leave. Take us to your micest bars and give us all of your loose change!"
Why not use it for some RN target practice?
Owner should have a quick auction to see which navy would pay to use it for target practice?
Metaphor for Obamacare.
Because it is worth a million bucks for salvage.
I predict a quick turnaround movie based on this story from the folks who brought us this flick ...
They should tow it off the coast of Somalia. Let the pirates try to board it only to find hoards of diseased rats.
Ratnami
Well, sure they have demented, disease-ridden cannibal rats on board, but what about the buffet? A good buffet can make up for a lot of problems. You get a good mac and cheese, and those rats seem more like friendly hamsters.
Been done in print (1937) and audio (1949+).
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three_Skeleton_Key
Lighthouses are automated now, but Vincent Price really brought the horror to life in the Escape 1950 version.
That would be too cruel. Too cruel to the rats.
“I love the fine dining on these cruise ships. Look at this.....real silver.”
“Good evening. My name is Ramon. I will be your server.”
“Great, Ramon! What’s the special?”
“Roasted demented rat in a tangy horseradish sauce with fresh baby red potatoes and a vegetable medley.”
“Roasted demented rat?”
“Yes sir. With fresh baby red potatoes.”
“Are they free range rats?”
“Well, they are quite well travelled.”
“And I can have seconds....no problem?”
“That is our policy.”
“OK....I’ll have the roasted demented rat. And keep bringing them out until I have to unbutton my pants.”
>> a demented, disease-ridden population of rats
Enough already about our Senate! Tell me more about this derelict cruise ship...
Barack and Moochelle could have their second “HoneyMoon”????
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