Ew - that last sentence sounded so sarcastic. It had not an atom of sarcasm in it however. Not even a quark with a third of a positive sarcasm charge, as God is my witness (lamest duties for a Superior Being ever).
You sounded just like Billy Crystal back there...
I would be the lat person to rag on you for not practicing. I haven’t picked up my guitar in almost two months. I will need to start callusing all over again.