[Paladin2]

I could use a complete defrag and a larger L1 cache.

[Boogieman]

Every once in a while, it’s good to delete everything in the “TEMP” folder, too.... I do that with whiskey.

[Albion Wilde]

I could use a complete defrag and a larger L1 cache.

Same here! Some old fart should formulate a "Forgetting Unimportant Data" seminar and start making big money.

[BwanaNdege]

I could use a complete defrag and a larger L1 cache.

Hey, you stole MY line!

(Actually, my line is: "My brain is like a 10 MB HD (FAT formatting) that has not been defragged in 66 years. It is running on a 8088 CPU with 64K RAM")

[Delta Dawn]

I could probably use an upgrade of my I/O.

[Moose Burger]

Casually, a larger cache is exactly what you don’t want here. This problem is similar to why we don’t make caches as large as possible, even if money is no concern: a large cache means more complex, slower search algorithms.

[Colorado Doug]

So liberals don't get any slower with age?

[sheikdetailfeather]

LOLOL! Unbelievable! First they tell you to keep your mind agile by doing puzzles and metal gymnastics, then they tell you your brain slows due to too much information. Me thinks their brains are totally fried.