I suspect your major malfunction is that no one has even slightly bought into your wild-eyed genetic-liar pit bull theory.
I feel for you, really.
If I had posted something that utterly bizarre and everyone scoffed, I’d feel a fool, too.
But don’t take your humiliation out on me.
“I” “I” “I” “I’d” and “Me” all in your few lines of post. Narcissist much?
Oh I skipped the rest of what you wrote as worthless and just looked for signs of your favorite theme (YOU) and there it was in every line.