I like dogs and cats just fine, but
“Things like an in-room massage, spa robe, chic designer bowls, toys, towels, natural organic treats”
is a bit over the top.
And yes, the main difference in Motel 6 we stayed at was the carpetless floors. But all five of us (and Bella, the dog) stayed for under $50. I wouldn’t dream of paying that just for the dog.
Yeah, that was my response too.