the sh^ts getting deep. Gadzooks, big! I... 
never said a word--
When you trotted out... 
your 74 nominations and 28 wins at the Emmys last thread--
Yet I win Best Actor NFL Thread... .. 
at last Sunday's Golden Globes--
And the Academy of Motion Picture/NFL Threads Arts & Sciences shows they listen... 
by giving me multiple nominations--
Well, it is just... 
overwhelming--
But if that lazy waiter will get the next round here... 
I'll forgive you.
But I secretly think this ill will is because... 
I didn't pick your Pats to win this weekend at Denver.
