Well, I see they are saving you a place at the bar... 
but when you get there I'd keep an eye on that boy toy of yours, he's fooling around with the guy in the backwards ballcap--
Whoa, Bend! Cut GOP some slack... 
After all, his home state of Maine vites for Obama twice. His Senators there are Susan Collins and Angus King. His team of choice is represent by Nancy Pelosi, Dianne Feinstein and Barbara Boxer.
Really, hasn't he suffered enough... 
without telling him his boyfriend is kissing another man?