RE: BAD PICKUP LINES
My two favorite letters of the alphabet E Z.
I’m addicted to yes, and I’m allergic to no. So what’s it gonna be?
Hey, why go for the best when you can go for the rest?
Don’t be so picky.... I wasn’t!
Here is $30. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me.
Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy
Oh no, I can’t breath! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
I’m gay but you might just turn me straight.
Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I please borrow yours?
I’m sorry, I’m an artist and it’s my job to stare at beautiful women!
What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
I like that one. The problem is, the one time I considered it I required $40 worth of booze just to get to where she was worth the $30 investment, and even in a stupor I realized $70 was just too much of an investment.
To quote Willie Nelson,
“Stick with me, girl, and you’ll be fartin’ through silk!
“Stick with me, girl, and you’ll be wearing horse turds big as diamondS”
“Does this rag smell like chloroform?” ;-P