Ballad of Eco-Nut Isle
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful trip
That started from this frozen port
Aboard this Russian ship.
The mate was a mighty sailing man,
The skipper effeminate.
Fifty passengers set sail that day
For a three hour tour, a three hour tour.
The climate started getting rough,
The tiny ship was trapped,
If not for the courage of the fearless crew
The Akademik Shokalskiy would be lost, the Akademik Shokalskiy would be lost.
The ship set ground on top of this frozen Antarctic sea With Eco-Nuts
The Skipper too,
The millionaire and his husband,
The movie star
The eco-nut professor and a lesbee-an,
Here on Eco-Nut Isle.