This has nothing to do with anything, and isn't directed towards you, but I just need to vent since I can't drink this away yet. An adorably cute woman at work (with the best poopper in the office) just "sir"-ed me.
Ugh.
Just
For
Men.
Maybe she’s into discipline.
So as long as she already sees you as an older man, maybe you should start using “caboose” instead. I’m just sayin’...