I am 2 for 4. WooHoo!!!!!
WooHoo? No... WooHoo--
Hop Sing... me Hop Sing!
See man there called alarm rider-- He want me do his laundry... but he no know my name!
Sorry, alarm. Please excuse... old Hop--
He just got out of opium rehab and it is not going... so well.
Half the time... he thinks he is someone else--
Remember your 4th wife, Ben, the one from Chinatown? I your long lost 4th son... Wong Way Cartwright. I played flanker for Pete Carroll at USC.
Why are you arresting me? Hobots... are legal here in New New York.
You are being run in for very bad... Chinese humor posting.
Oh goodie, goodie! Hobots... and Chinese take out!