Daquantrius Shaquill Johnson and Quanique Dontrell Thomas-Hameen?
Their given names made them do it.
As another FReeper coined the phrase: "They had the ghetto-baby name generator cranked up to 10".
seem the polar opposite to this ...
Manhattan - Dinah Washington
There should be a law in the U.S. concerning naming babies like some European countries have. With names that shout out “I’m a low IQ, feral, oxygen thief,” what chance does that person have at a decent life?