[ConorMacNessa]

I never thought I'd find a way to work this into a post on FR, but my wife has a wine bottle stopper in the shape of a man - how shall I say? His titanic member seals the bottle shut.

America demands Justice for the Fallen of Benghazi!

O stranger, tell the Lacedaemonians that we lie here, obedient to their command.

Listen, O isles, unto me; and hearken, ye people, from far; The LORD hath called me from the womb; from the bowels of my mother hath he made mention of my name. (Isaiah 49:1 KJV)

[FreedomPoster]

There is a whole set of barware of those. Bottle opener, corkscrew, and wine stopper. Search for happy man barware at Amazon.