One of my friends gave birth in the city park. The family went out for a picnic. They got all settled at the bench, she took a bite of her sandwich, then *boom*!
They managed to get her to the back seat of the car and a paramedic happened to be at the park with his own family.
He delivered the baby, she finished chewing, and swallowed the bite of her sandwich.
Three minutes flat.
She was a pretty little thing, too.
“The couple didn’t want the publicity.”
Why not?