To: Morgana
She let the kid eat a brown thing found in the grass outside her apartment? It’s a good thing the kid didn’t step in it first.
4 posted on
01/04/2014 3:32:22 PM PST by
FlingWingFlyer
(The Truth Is Out There. Just don't let anyone know that you're looking for it.)
To: FlingWingFlyer
“She let the kid eat ....”
Trouble is by the time most two year olds have it to their mouth, it’s history!!!
10 posted on
01/04/2014 3:37:37 PM PST by
Morgana
(Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
To: FlingWingFlyer
She let the kid eat a brown thing found in the grass outside her apartment? Its a good thing the kid didnt step in it first. it's been decades, but I still remember how quick my kids could spot and grab something before I could stop them. It doesn't actually say that she let the kid eat it, she stated that she took it away but the child became sick a half hour later.
11 posted on
01/04/2014 3:38:15 PM PST by
Mastador1
(I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
To: FlingWingFlyer
“It was a Tootsie Roll, mommy.”
“No honey, it was a dog turd.”
20 posted on
01/04/2014 4:03:24 PM PST by
Carriage Hill
(Peace is that brief glorious moment in history, when everybody stands around reloading.)
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