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To: fwdude

GEORGE: Oh, she’s got the hue. So, what’s going on with you and Melanie? I mean, I know you’re not getting married, but uh, things are happening?

JERRY: Well...actually, we kind of broke up.

GEORGE: You what?

JERRY: Well, you know, we were having dinner the other night, and she’s got this strangest habit. She eats her peas one at a time. You’ve never seen anything like it. It takes her an hour to finish them. I mean, we’ve had dinner other times. I’ve seen her eat Corn Niblets. But she scooped them.

GEORGE: . . . she scooped her niblets?

JERRY: Yes. That’s what was so vexing.


22 posted on 01/03/2014 1:54:33 PM PST by Moonman62 (The US has become a government with a country, rather than a country with a government.)
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To: Moonman62

LOL! Thanks for the script. Yeah, I can still hear him complaining!


29 posted on 01/03/2014 2:00:08 PM PST by fwdude ( You cannot compromise with that which you must defeat.)
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