Selfish. Incredibly selfish. “i can’t fit into my dress, so I’m going to murder our baby”
“I play volleyball and this piece of tissue is getting in my way, so I’m going to have it sucked out of me, piece by piece”
“no way I’m going to tell my boyfriend, who is he? Just some guy that impregnated me. I’m going to kill our child and he doesn’t even get to know”
Hmmm. don’t all men want a wife like one of these???????????????? and do I really need a sarc tag here?!
Later, they will be the first to whine about how "men just won't commit."