I just had an amazing idea.
The liberals want me to be able to marry anyone or any thing, right? And they want to ban assault rifles? SUPPOSE I MARRIED AN ASSAULT RIFLE?
DON’T DISCRIMINATE AGAINST ME, HATERS!
(What’s that popping sound? Oh, I know. Liberal heads, exploding)
Hah! I love it! Throw their nonsense back at them. Unless you’re really in love with your assault rifle, that is...?
Not that there is anything wrong with that. You could call your rifle Jeremy, and you’d get the homosexual vote as well.