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Total freakin' vanity. :)
Boy do I have a twisted mind. | Christmas Eve Day | By Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 12/24/2013 3:23:11 PM PST by Lazamataz

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To: Lazamataz

I was going to post a video of my talking shetland pony doing that joke, but he couldn’t do it, he’s a little hoarse.


61 posted on 12/24/2013 8:27:41 PM PST by ConservativeChris (I feel like Marvin Boggs!)
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To: gorush

LOL!

THICK Bith

Merry Christmas !


62 posted on 12/24/2013 8:42:21 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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To: Lazamataz
*Real men* don't eat veggies for lunch. Come on....who were these people? Really.


63 posted on 12/24/2013 8:47:57 PM PST by Daffynition (Make Laura Bush's *Cowboy Cookies* for Christmas! They're GREAT!)
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To: Lazamataz

Deep in the jungle of Southeast Asia a man named Chan owned a saw mill. Chan noticed that every night a couple of his teak logs went missing. The only clue he could find was a set of footprints that looked like those of a young boy. Chan decided he had to stay up and try and catch the thief. He hid among the logs that night. About 2:00 am, a huge bear emerged from the forest and picked up two teak logs and started back into the forest. Chan couldn’t take it anymore so he jumped out from his hiding place yelling, “Stop, stop oh boy foot bear with teaks of Chan!”

Groan.


64 posted on 12/24/2013 8:51:37 PM PST by JimSEA
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To: Lazamataz

You heard why they threw out the Amish girl?


65 posted on 12/24/2013 8:57:09 PM PST by Cvengr (Adversity in life and death is inevitable. Thru faith in Christ, stress is optional.)
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66 posted on 12/24/2013 9:00:04 PM PST by Hoodat (Democrats - Opposing Equal Protection since 1828)
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To: Cvengr

2 men a nite.


67 posted on 12/24/2013 9:17:18 PM PST by Cvengr (Adversity in life and death is inevitable. Thru faith in Christ, stress is optional.)
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You guys crack me up, thanks Laz. I was at the Amish store
recently near my home, (brother came up) One of the guys horse was seriously checking out my bro and me. I have to ditch my beard. LOL.


68 posted on 12/24/2013 10:13:56 PM PST by OftheOhio (never could dance but always could kata - Romeo company)
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LOL, Merry Christmas!!!!


69 posted on 12/25/2013 2:46:28 AM PST by Cvengr (Adversity in life and death is inevitable. Thru faith in Christ, stress is optional.)
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To: Lazamataz

Thanks for the chuckle...Merry Christmas, the great and powerful, Laz :-)


70 posted on 12/25/2013 11:13:34 AM PST by Conservative4Ever (Dear Santa....I can explain.)
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Merry Christmas Laz from beautiful Saint Marys, in the southeast corner.

One way in, one way out and we're as far as you can get from Atlanta and stay in the state of Georgia.

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)

LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

71 posted on 12/25/2013 11:28:46 AM PST by LonePalm (Commander and Chef)
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