[Mastador1]

That’s not how it works. This is just a list of morons.

“In the spirit of Charles Darwin, the Darwin Awards commemorate individuals who protect our gene pool by making the ultimate sacrifice of their own lives. Darwin Award winners eliminate themselves in an extraordinarily idiotic manner, thereby improving our species’ chances of long-term survival.”
“At-Risk Survivors
The stupidity displayed by the participants
in the following tales stops short of the ultimate
sacrifice, but we salute their spirit and innovation.”

So At-Risk Survivors, = AKA Runners Up

[GeronL]

2013 Darwin Award

Lifetime Achievement Award or Honorable Mention should be “Obama Voters”