I still remember it like it was yesterday. I was just breaking the news to Mr. Hanson in my broken Norwegian that during drunken state, I impregnated his 300 pound daughter. The moment he realized what I was trying to say, those smug people started singing Ode to Joy.
Mr H began beating me mercilessly and I was screaming for help, but no one could hear me or cared. They just had some trance on their faces.
Worst moment of my life
You would have thought he’d be weeping for joy and hugging you