'You forgot: Give some to Ann Coulter, who is desperately in need of a meal.'
WELL I DON'T THINK SO, CATHERINE OF SILLY...ANN'S FIRST CLASS MIND ENABLED HER TO WRITE 10 BEST SELLERS...THEREFORE SHE'S WORTH MILLIONS...SO I'M GUESSIN SHE DINES ON PORTER-HOUSE STEAK AND LOBSTER BISQUE...(THAT'S SOUP, SMALL GRASSHOPPER) WHATEVER SHE'S EATIN' I HOPE SHE CONTINUES BECAUSE SHE COULDN'T BECOME BETTER LOOKIN'. SHINE UP YER SPECKS, YOUNG LADY HERE'S A SUPER ABUNDANCE OF BOTH BEAUTY AND BRAINS...GET READY...NOW...
I am with Catherine on this one... I mean, look at this picture:
I mean... her legs are just like paper towel tubes...
please, Ann... you are tall and lovely... intelligent, well-spoken, attractive and respectable patriotic woman with the right set of values... but please... put on some weight.