[Pearls Before Swine]

That explains the hot/crazy personality rating scale.

[Revolting cat!]

What’s a sexual battery? Can one buy it as Sears (& Roebuck)? How long does it hold its charge?

[Rodamala]

Hot/crazy personality scale.... I imagine it is a distribution curve with a log axis.

All I know is I am attracted to the sort of woman that will mature into “that crazy old cat lady down the street”.