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35 posted on 12/20/2013 6:21:22 AM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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Boy, those folks sure have hangups!

Cheers, and merry Christmas!
Jim


39 posted on 12/20/2013 6:30:39 AM PST by gymbeau (Tagline under moderation)
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56 posted on 12/20/2013 8:11:18 AM PST by Lucky9teen (No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
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An old man in his mid-seventies struggles to get up from the couch then starts putting on his coat.

His wife, seeing the unexpected behaviour, asks, Where are you going?’
He replies, ‘I’m going to the doctor.’

She says, ‘Why, are you sick?’
He says, ‘Nope, I’m going to get me some of that Viagra stuff.’

Immediately the wife starts working and positioning herself to get out of her rocker and begins to put on her coat.
He says, ‘Where the heck are you going’?
She answers, ‘I’m going to the doctor, too.’

He says, ‘Why, what do you need?’
She says, ‘If you’re going to start using that rusty old thing, I’m getting a Tetanus shot


63 posted on 12/20/2013 9:36:08 AM PST by llevrok (Obama 2008 : "If you vote for me, you can keep your country")
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