I'm lazy today-- After the last two weeks... 
can you blame me?
I'm lazy today-- After the last two weeks... can you blame me?
Betting lines: NO!!!
(jess funnin')
I’m going to go with the tunas over beefaloes...rest of the picks later
How bad must the Jets be that my beloved browns are thought to even have a chance of beating them?
Take it as easy as you want to, buddy. Just know that Jerra Jones didn’t look too happy when he choppered away from att stadium, Sunday evening.
My picks:
MIA
CIN
KC
STL
NYJ
DAL
CAR
TEN
DEN
DET
SEA
GB
SD
BAL
CHI
SF
Playoffs: SF has been humiliated the last couple times they’ve played in SEA; not beating them there this year in the playoffs.
Could KC, SD and BAL be sleepers in the AFC? I HATE BAL, so hopefully not. ABB - Anyone But Baltimore for me.
New stadium in MN/”I say good riddance Metrodome.”: Right, only way to legally steal public money is to pretend the money will be recouped via trade shows and other things in addition to NFL games. If the current weather patterns hold up, the next SB in NJ will be a frigid disaster, thus ending the “outside cold weather SB” experiment stupidity. IIRC, the last “outdoor cold weather SB” was in MN ironically.
“SB will be SEA versus DEN in a snowstorm. Manning’s “legacy” is on the line. If he finishes with 1 SB (over Rex Grossman) and Rory Culkin finishes with 2 over the Pats, ouch.”
Rory Culkin - OUCH!!!
“CAR is the competition for SEA.”
That’s it.
“Candlestick park is also going bye bye.”
Khent was with me and the g/f when we went to SF a few years ago; he wanted to rub his bare irma on the same field where Joe “THE GREATEST QB EVER” Montana ran, sweat, rolled around and spit. Alas, a visit there was vetoed by the g/f on the grounds that we went to see the Red Sox in OAK on said trip and she had no interest in going to Candlestick Park, especially for lewd activities. Gadzooks.
““Levi’s Stadium” (tagline “The Field of Jeans”, fail) in Santa Clara will be the new home of the niners.”
Gay.
Bender was...
...busy.
And where did this guy 
come from?
Hmmm
Flippers over the Buffarillas
Bengays over the Bi-queens
Cigar Guys over the Dolts
Lambs over Buginears
Hershey Trails over the Contrails
Cowbots over the the Dreadskins (here we go again?)
Gay German Tanks over the East Houston Devils
Stoned Ponies over the West New Orleans Texicans.
Lyers over the Midgets
Seachickens over the Redhats
Fudgepackers over the Stealers
Zappers over the Gayders
Crows over the Cheatriots
Beagles over the Koalas
Phonywhiners over the Edsels
Only two games left in the regular season. Lot of games with playoff repercussions this weekend. So here we go!
Miami beats Buffalo to keep the Fish’ hopes alive.
Vikings continue their surprising play and top the Bungles.
KC throttles the fading Colts.
TB beats the Lambs.
Browns over the woeful Jets.
The Cowboys can’t possibly lose to the ‘Skins. Can they? Cowboys.
Carolina wins the rematch against the Saints.
Titans over the Jags.
Broncos over the Titans.
Lions rebound against Eli and the Jints.
Seattle unbeatable at home, as the Cards discover.
Green Bay over Big Ben.
How could San Diego beat the Broncos in Denver and then lose to Oakland at home? They can’t. Bolts!
Ravens - Pats. This will go down to the last play. I give the Ravens the edge because they are at home.
Reborn Bears keep winning.
Seven-Squareds beat the hapless Falcons.