Listen up Nevada! If you want us to continue to come to Vegas and other parts of Nevada, leaving our money behind, don’t do it. Keep that corrupt little bastard somewhere like Ely or Elko in some hidden old mine shaft. He has shafted us enough.
Thank you very much.
To Las Vegas Chamber of Commerce - or, rather, to the thugs behind it - I pledge never to visit Las Vegas while Harry Reid is in office.
In that unused salt cavern meant fo nuke waste in Neeevada.
In a 55 gallon barrel, sealed.