[left that other site]

I have to fly tomorrow.

I have stripped down, bathed, washed my hair, changed purses, washed all my clothes, and packed everything in a new satchel, because the last time i flew, I was put through a body search.

Evidently, everything I own SMELLS like I have just been to the range.

[esoteric]

Been there. Apparently, some of the chemicals in make-up show up as gunpowder.