Bleaching the skin of your anus so it's pink. Because apparently its natural color is unacceptable.
I was born in the wrong generation.
“Bleaching the skin of your anus so it’s pink”
You are kidding me. You are so kidding me. I know Marilyn Monroe bleached her pubic hair because she wanted to be “blonde all over” but bleaching the anus?
Why? Doesn’t that hurt?