Posted on 12/11/2013 4:56:33 PM PST by zeestephen
'There have been malicious rumours at this elementary school that my beautiful fiance is a Hobbit, That is not funny and it is not true, alright? Yes, Kim is heavier than most of her pictures show her to be. Yes, she gets her hair lasered off her body. Yes, she has a friend named Gandolf that happens to be a wizard......"
'B***h how are you not the Hobbit again?'
If he won the Nobel Peace Prize (and we all know, it could very well happen), he’d complain that he didn’t win it earlier, or a second time.
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